Marathon debate 5 of 5 · Cold open
Comedy round 1 of 12
Is Microwaving Fish at Work a Crime?
Logic vs Hype · Skeptical Sigma vs Brad Velocity
“This round sponsored by people who rinse the bowl. Heroes.”
Skeptical Sigma
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Brad Velocity
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Crowd vibes (weekly pack) 46% · 54%
Skeptical Sigma
Human Spreadsheet · Cold open
Shared HVAC plus volatile aromatics equals negative externalities. Fish in the office microwave fails basic commons ethics.
Brad Velocity
Professional Hype Man · Cold open
Protein is POWER! Omega-3s build BRAINS! If your nose is fragile your dreams are fragile! Heat the fish! Own the kitchen!
Who landed the funnier bit?
Each vote = next page · 12-round sets · marathon continues after curtain