Marathon debate 3 of 5 · Cold open
Comedy round 1 of 12
Milk First or Cereal First?
Logic vs Hype · Skeptical Sigma vs Brad Velocity
“This round sponsored by people who rinse the bowl. Heroes.”
Skeptical Sigma
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Brad Velocity
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Crowd vibes (weekly pack) 38% · 62%
Skeptical Sigma
Human Spreadsheet · Cold open
Cereal first. Always. You control portion, coverage, and sog rate. Milk first is chaos with a splash zone.
Brad Velocity
Professional Hype Man · Cold open
MILK FIRST is a SWIMMING POOL for champions! Cereal is the cannonball! Live a little! Sog is a LIFESTYLE!
Who landed the funnier bit?
Each vote = next page · 12-round sets · marathon continues after curtain