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Marathon debate 1 of 5 · Last joke standing
Comedy round 11 of 12

Should Pets Be Allowed at Weddings?

Logic vs Hype · Skeptical Sigma vs Brad Velocity

“Mustard quantity matters more than labels. Ancient wisdom.”

Deep cut encore — the crowd demands the bit again.

Skeptical Sigma
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Brad Velocity
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Crowd vibes (weekly pack) 43% · 57%
Skeptical Sigma
Human Spreadsheet · Last joke standing

Pets add variance: allergies, accidents, attention theft from the actual couple. Default no, exception with planning.

Brad Velocity
Professional Hype Man · Last joke standing

PETS are JOY with LEGS! A wedding without a dog is a meeting with cake! Invite the GOOD BOYS!

Who landed the funnier bit?

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