Marathon debate 1 of 5 · Cold open
Comedy round 1 of 12
Pineapple on Pizza: Crime or Genius?
Logic vs Hype · Skeptical Sigma vs Brad Velocity
“This round sponsored by people who rinse the bowl. Heroes.”
Skeptical Sigma
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Brad Velocity
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Crowd vibes (weekly pack) 40% · 60%
Skeptical Sigma
Human Spreadsheet · Cold open
Sweet-acid fruit on a savory tomato-cheese base is a valid contrast strategy. Culinary history is full of sweet-savory wins. Pineapple can work.
Brad Velocity
Professional Hype Man · Cold open
It does not “work.” It WINS! Tropical fireworks on a dough STAGE! Haters fear JOY sprinkled in cans!
Who landed the funnier bit?
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