Marathon debate 1 of 5 · Rebuttal
Comedy round 3 of 12
Pineapple on Pizza: Crime or Genius?
Logic vs Hype · Skeptical Sigma vs Brad Velocity
“Mustard quantity matters more than labels. Ancient wisdom.”
Skeptical Sigma
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Brad Velocity
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Crowd vibes (weekly pack) 40% · 60%
Skeptical Sigma
Human Spreadsheet · Rebuttal
If toppings are personalities, anchovies are a threat assessment. Still: pineapple haters overperform outrage relative to harm.
Brad Velocity
Professional Hype Man · Rebuttal
OUTRAGE is passion! Passion is branding! My mouth is a nightclub and pineapple has VIP!
Who landed the funnier bit?
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